If I won the lottery, I would just put the money in the bank.
I wouldn't bring any music with me on the island, because I hate music.
We're not going to name the baby; it died.
Let's not do anything this Friday. Please don't call me.
I'm not from anywhere specific. I wander the country seducing people and robbing them in the middle of the night.
Of course I believe in God. He speaks through me during intercourse.
I don't follow sports because my dad beat me as a child.
I don't want you to know my middle name. Let's talk about something else.
I don't read books because my dad beat me as a child.
I weigh less than you because you are fat.
My favorite drink is O'Douls.
I don't have a favorite season of the year, because my dad beat me as a child.
The only time I ever left my hometown was to get special suntan lotion for my back.
My last job was pimping retired women.
That's not a scar.