Here is an amazing two word combination

RAPTURE BONERS



It's fun to use as a unit of measurement, as in, "You're hair is beautiful, but it's not the most beautiful hair I've ever seen, so I only have 289 rapture boners."

Now it's your turn. Pick two words.

(this reminds me of FUCK THIS GAY EARTH)

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH is an important phrase, despite its homophobic overtones. It is the zen koan of the 21st century. It is as broad as it is specific. It is important to me. The cathartic qualities of the phrase are greater than any other expletive. Say it with me now. "Fuck this gay earth." Do you feel the power? The hatred vibrating in your vocal cords is your birthright, just as it is mine. Savor this feeling. It is yours forever. Fuck this gay earth.