Here is a list of last names I always thought would be great to have

Momma
Dogs
Disease
Farnsworth
Van Cuntbucket
Christ
Liposuction
Communism
Kidsmash
Mp3Player
Duracell
Horsecorpse
Muskmelon
Fascism
Bubbletummy
Cockbomb
Juggernaut
Helplessdad
Tittoucher
Pizza
Racism
Patricide
McHughman